WWE Fastlane
March 10th, 2019
From The Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio
Kick Off Show:
Shinsuke Nakamura & Rusev w/Lana vs The
New Day (Big E. & Xavier Woods)
Winners: New Day after Rusev called for the
end, stomped on Woods’ back and locked in The Accolade, Woods fought to hold
on, pulling to the ropes, which Shinsuke pulled away, until Big E pulled
Nakamura away and threw him into The Time Keeper’s area. Nakamura stared down
Big E and fell victim to a Small Package for a 2, before charging at Woods, who
dodged in the corner and tagged in Big E, combining for Up Up Down Down (Big
Ending/Diving DDT) and Big E pinned!
1) WWE Smackdown Tag Team Championship match:
The Usos (Jey & Jimmy)© vs The Miz & Shane McMahon
Winners
and STILL Champions: Usos after The Miz slipped off Jey’s shoulders and pushed
him into the corner, knocking Jimmy into a crotched position, Miz used a School
Boy for a quick 2 on Jey. Miz side stepped Jey, who landed on the apron and BLASTED
Miz with an Enziguri, before going to the top, where Miz crotched him and
climbed to the top, only Jey got the advantage and draped Miz’s throat across
the top rope, while falling to the floor. Shane positioned on the top, with
Jimmy in the opposite corner, for the Coast to Coast, as Jey climbed to the top
of the opposite corner, with Miz in the middle of the ring. Both Shane and Jey
dove off their corners, COLLIDING in mid-air! The crowd fired Miz up, who climbed
to the top rope and flew off with a Frog Splash to Jimmy, who got his knees up
and quickly rolled a Cradle for the 3.
After helping each
other up and going to ringside to embrace Miz’s dad, Shane attacked Miz from
behind and beat the shit out of him, before going to Miz’s dad and pushing his
face. McMahon locked Miz in a Triangle Choke, while Miz stared at his dad and
passed out.
Elias out for a
Cleveland based Heel song
2) WWE Smackdown Women’s Championship match: Asuka©
vs Mandy Rose w/Sonya Deville
Winner
and STILL Champion: Asuka after Sonya grabbed a Kendo Stick from under the
ring, but left the ring skirt up, tripping Rose and allowing Asuka to score
with a Spinning Roundhouse Kick to the head and get the pin.
Rose walked away from
Sonya.
Big E & Xavier
Woods walk up to Kofi Kingston, who is still waiting to talk to Vince McMahon,
they take Kofi and barge into Vince’s office, who said he’s been waiting for
Kofi. Xavier & Big E. explain why Vince should make the WWE Title match a
Triple Threat, Vince makes it a Triple Threat!
Kofi Kingston comes to
the ring for the match, only for the Ring Announcer to be informed and
announced that the WWE Title match will take place later in the night and Kofi
will take on The Bar in a Handicap match!
3) Texas Tornado Handicap match: Kofi Kingston
vs The Bar (Cesaro & Sheamus)
Winners:
Bar after Sheamus nailed Kofi with The Brogue Kick, Cesaro dropped into the
cover, but pulled Kofi up, only for Big E & Xaiver Woods to run out,
quickly knocked down by Rusev & Shinsuke Nakamura, who attacked from
behind! The Bar used a Spiked White Noise on Kofi to put him down for the 3.
WWE Women’s Tag
Champions The Boss n Hug Connection (Bayley & Sasha Banks) promo on their
Title defense tonight.
Elias is on fire
tonight
4) WWE Raw Tag Team Championship Triple Threat
match: The Revival (Dash Wilder & Scott Dawson)© vs Aleister Black &
Ricochet vs Bobby Roode & Chad Gable
Winners
and STILL Champion: Revival after Dawson positioned on the top, only for
Ricochet to stop him and use a BOTCHED Frankensteiner to send Dawson onto the other
competitors! Ricochet rolled Dawson into the ring and went to the top, Dawson
rolled out of harms way, Ricochet dropped down and sprinted, before using a
Somersault Senton OVER THE RING POST and onto Roode, only Gable tagged Ricochet
on his way out. Gable and Dawson traded pinfall attempts, until The Revival hit
The Shatter Machine on Gable and covered for the 3.
Roode attacked The Revival,
Aleister and Ricochet cleaned up the mess, ending with Ricochet using The 630
on Dash.
5) WWE United States Championship Fatal Four
Way match: Samoa Joe© vs R-Truth w/Carmella vs Rey Mysterio Jr. vs Andrade
w/Zelina Vega
Winner and
STILL Champion: Joe after Truth nailed Joe with The Five Knuckle Shuffle, he
nailed Andrade with The Scissor Kick and covered, only for Joe to break it up
with a Senton. Truth went for The Scissor Kick on Joe, who dodged and threw
Truth into the ring post. Rey attacked Joe and set him up for The 619, scoring
with the strike and looking to Drop The Dime, but Joe caused him to crash to
the mat, where Joe locked in The Choke and forced Rey to Tap out.
6) WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship match:
Bayley & “The Boss” Sasha Banks© vs Nia Jax & Tamina
Winners
and STILL Champions: Bayley & Sasha after Bayley countered a Powerbomb by
Jax into a Frankensteiner for a 3.
Tamina & Jax beat
down Banks & Bayley. Beth Phoenix gets involved and pushes Tamina, leading
to Nia and Tamina beating her down, until Natalya made the save. Nia and Tamina
get the advantage and beat down Natalya & Beth.
7) WWE Championship Triple Threat match: Daniel
Bryan© vs Kevin Owens vs Mustafa Ali
Winner
and STILL Champion: Bryan after Ali used The Spanish Fly to drive Bryan into
the mat, Ali went to the top and few off with The 054, but Owens moved and
quickly used The Stunner to put Ali down and covered, but Bryan dove in to
break it up! After they recovered, Bryan charged at Owens, who planted the Champion
with a Pop Up Sit Out Powerbomb and held on, for a close 2! Owens took Bryan to
the apron and hooked for a Piledriver, but Bryan Back Dropped him onto the
apron and then charged at Ali, Flying Knee style, only Ali moved and Bryan
crashed into the ring post. Ali used a Guillotine to rebound Bryan’s throat off
the bottom rope, positioning him before going to the top and scoring with a
CRAZY 450 Splash to the apron!
Bryan rolled out of the ring, Rowan got on the
apron, eating Superkicks from Ali and Owens, before they combined for a Double
Superkick, knocking Rowan off the apron. Ali scored with a Moonsault, followed
by a Flipping Tope from Owens, knocking down Rowan, only for Bryan to take out
Owens with a Flying Knee of the apron. Bryan started making his way to the top,
but Ali stopped him and positioned on the top, Bryan pushed him off, Back-Flipping
to his feet, dodging Bryan and climbing to the top, before flying back with an
INSANE Spinning DDT on Bryan, on the floor! Ali charged Owens, who Powerbombed
Ali on the apron and rolled him in the ring, Rowan took out Owens with a Spin
Kick, threw Bryan into the ring and threw Owens over the Announcer’s Table.
Bryan covered Ali, who kicked out at 2, drawing big responses from Bryan and Rowan,
Bryan slapped at Ali’s face, screaming “You Don’t Belong Here,” Ali fought back
and tried to spring off the turnbuckles, only for Bryan to catch him with a
Flying Knee Strike and get the pin. (CRAZY)
Rowan attacks Ali
8) If Becky Wins, The Women’s Championship
match at Wrestlemania becomes a Triple Threat: Becky Lynch vs Charlotte Flair
Winner
by Disqualification: Lynch as Flair held Becky in a Leg Lock, Ronda Rousey
comes to the ring and punches Lynch in the chest, causing the Referee to throw
the match out.
Ronda looks on, as
Flair seethes in anger and Lynch recovers in the corner, the announcer makes
the call that the Wrestlemania match is now a Triple Threat and then leaves.
Elias is out for
another song, Lacey Evans comes out, distracting Elias as Randy Orton sneaks in
and puts him down with The RKO. As Orton is standing over Elias, AJ Styles hits
the ring and takes out Orton.
9) Six Man Tag match: The Shield (Dean Ambrose,
Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins) vs Baron Corbin, Bobby Lashley & Drew
McIntyre
Winners:
Shield after Roman caught Corbin with a Superman Punch and covered for a 2,
Roman fired up, as Ambrose & Rollins made their way over the guardrail and
to the ringside area, followed by McIntyre & Lashley, who Reigns took out
with Superman Punches, only for Corbin to catch him with The End of Days and
cover, but the Shield broke it up. Corbin punched and stomped at Rollins,
Ambrose and threw Reigns out of the ring, directing his partners to take apart
the Spanish Announce Table, before setting Reigns up for a Triple Powerbomb,
but Rollins & Ambrose made the save. After a fight, Rollins Curb Stomped
Lashley’s head onto the Announcer’s Table, Reigns Speared Corbin and they beat
the shit out of McIntyre. They combined to put McIntyre through the Announcer’s
Table with The Shield Bomb, before circling Corbin in the ring. Rollins blasted
him with a Superkick, Reigns scored with The Superman Punch and Ambrose used Dirty
Deeds, they finished Corbin off with The Shield Bomb to get the win.