WWE ECW

WWE ECW “December to Dismember”

December 9th, 2006

From Augusta, Georgia

Joey Styles & Taz on commentary

1)      MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro) w/Melina vs The Hardy Boyz (WWE Intercontinental Champion Jeff & Matt)

Winners: The Hardyz after MNM set Jeff up on the top and positioned for a Super Snapshot, Matt came to the rescue, fighting off MNM and using a Double Ace Crusher to take them off the top! Matt stacked MNM on top of each other, as Jeff positioned on the top and used The Swonton Bomb to crush both and get the pin on Nitro.

Rob Van Dam promo on participating in the Extreme Elimination Chamber.

2)      Matt Striker vs Balls Mahoney

Striker promo on being Hardcore to the rules against Balls.

  Winner: Balls after rocking Striker with Punches, Balls called for the end and sent Striker in, but Balls ducked too early and Matt blasted him with a Kick, before hitting the ropes again, only this time, Balls scored with a Sit Out Spinebuster to get the 3.

CM Punk is preparing.

The cameras rush to Medics tending to Sabu, who is unresponsive. Paul Heyman runs up and demands to know what happens, saying that Sabu is in his Main Event.

3)      Elijah Burke & “The Man Bear” Sylvester Terkay vs The Full-Blooded Italians (Little Guido & Tony Mamaluke) w/Trinity

Winners: Burke & Terkay after Terkay pulled Guido out of the ring and threw him up the ramp, he got on the apron, where Burke threw Mamaluke into a vicious Elbow Strike from Terkay, allowing Burke to hit The Elijah Experience (The Stroke) and get the pin.

Terkay beat down The FBI afterwards.

Sabu is being stretchered to the ambulance, as Rob Van Damn and CM Punk look on, concerned.

4)      Daivari w/The Great Khali vs “The Innovator of Violence” Tommy Dreamer

Winner: Daivari after Dreamer pulled him into a Tree of Woe and followed with a Diving Dropkick to Daivari’s face, he called for the DDT, only for Daivari to counter and use a School Boy, while pulling the tights, to get the win.

Dreamer chased after Daivari & Khali, leading to Khali using a FUCKING VICIOUS Double Handed Chokeslam, driving Dreamer onto the Metal Stage.

Paul Heyman and Hardcore Holly are talking, in Heyman’s office, with Paul telling Holly that he is back in the Extreme Elimination Chamber.

5)      Mixed Tag match: Kelly Kelly & Mike Knox vs Ariel & Kevin Thorne

Winners: Ariel & Thorne after Kelly reached for the tag, only for Knox to drop off the apron and walk to the back, leaving Kelly to be attacked by Ariel, who choked her on the middle rope and then used a Choke STO to put her down for the 3.

Ariel beat down Kelly and Thorn stood tall, until The Sandman came out, chased off Ariel and beat the shit out of Thorn, with his Kendo Stick!

Bobby Lashley is interviewed, hyping the Extreme Elimination Chamber.

ECW Champion The Big Show walks through the back, flanked by Paul Heyman, Hardcore Holly & Test.

Paul Heyman, flanked by SWAT Team members, comes out and hypes the Extreme Elimination Chamber. He talks about his legacy, saying that he wanted Sabu to be apart of the match, but the times of Sabu, RVD and Tommy Dreamer are gone and that the new ECW is led by The Big Show.

6)      Extreme Elimination Chamber for the ECW World Championship: The Big Show© w/Paul Heyman vs CM Punk vs Test vs Bobby Lashley vs Hardcore Holly vs Rob Van Dam

Winner and NEW ECW World Champion: Bobby Lashley

Order of Participation: 1) Hardcore Holly, 2) Rob Van Dam, 3) CM Punk, 4) Test, 5) Bobby Lashley (Heyman’s SWAT team attacked the Referee and kept Lashley’s POD locked. Lashley used his Table to break the top of the Pod and climbed out!), 6) Big Show

Order of Eliminations: 1) RVD eliminated Punk after crushing him with a Running Chair-assisted Dropkick into the corner, RVD followed with The Five Star Frog Splash and pin. 2) Test eliminated Holly after blasting him with a Big Boot and covering, for a BOTCHED 3 count. 3) Test eliminated RVD after RVD started climbing to the top of Show’s Pod, only for Show to grab his foot, allowing Test to BLAST RVD with a Chair shot and then pull him to the mat! Test covered RVD’s face with a Chair and climbed to the top of the Pod, before flying off and MURDERING RVD with an Elbow Drop, allowing him to pin. 4) Lashley eliminated Test after a Spear, 5) Lashley eliminated Show after a Spear