WWE Fastlane

WWE Fastlane

March 10^th, 2019

From The Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio

Kick Off Show:

 Shinsuke Nakamura & Rusev w/Lana vs The New Day (Big E. & Xavier Woods)

  Winners: New Day after Rusev called for the end, stomped on Woods’ back and locked in The Accolade, Woods fought to hold on, pulling to the ropes, which Shinsuke pulled away, until Big E pulled Nakamura away and threw him into The Time Keeper’s area. Nakamura stared down Big E and fell victim to a Small Package for a 2, before charging at Woods, who dodged in the corner and tagged in Big E, combining for Up Up Down Down (Big Ending/Diving DDT) and Big E pinned!

1)      WWE Smackdown Tag Team Championship match: The Usos (Jey & Jimmy)© vs The Miz & Shane McMahon

Winners and STILL Champions: Usos after The Miz slipped off Jey’s shoulders and pushed him into the corner, knocking Jimmy into a crotched position, Miz used a School Boy for a quick 2 on Jey. Miz side stepped Jey, who landed on the apron and BLASTED Miz with an Enziguri, before going to the top, where Miz crotched him and climbed to the top, only Jey got the advantage and draped Miz’s throat across the top rope, while falling to the floor. Shane positioned on the top, with Jimmy in the opposite corner, for the Coast to Coast, as Jey climbed to the top of the opposite corner, with Miz in the middle of the ring. Both Shane and Jey dove off their corners, COLLIDING in mid-air! The crowd fired Miz up, who climbed to the top rope and flew off with a Frog Splash to Jimmy, who got his knees up and quickly rolled a Cradle for the 3.

After helping each other up and going to ringside to embrace Miz’s dad, Shane attacked Miz from behind and beat the shit out of him, before going to Miz’s dad and pushing his face. McMahon locked Miz in a Triangle Choke, while Miz stared at his dad and passed out.

Elias out for a Cleveland based Heel song

2)      WWE Smackdown Women’s Championship match: Asuka© vs Mandy Rose w/Sonya Deville

Winner and STILL Champion: Asuka after Sonya grabbed a Kendo Stick from under the ring, but left the ring skirt up, tripping Rose and allowing Asuka to score with a Spinning Roundhouse Kick to the head and get the pin.

Rose walked away from Sonya.

Big E & Xavier Woods walk up to Kofi Kingston, who is still waiting to talk to Vince McMahon, they take Kofi and barge into Vince’s office, who said he’s been waiting for Kofi. Xavier & Big E. explain why Vince should make the WWE Title match a Triple Threat, Vince makes it a Triple Threat!

Kofi Kingston comes to the ring for the match, only for the Ring Announcer to be informed and announced that the WWE Title match will take place later in the night and Kofi will take on The Bar in a Handicap match!

3)      Texas Tornado Handicap match: Kofi Kingston vs The Bar (Cesaro & Sheamus)

Winners: Bar after Sheamus nailed Kofi with The Brogue Kick, Cesaro dropped into the cover, but pulled Kofi up, only for Big E & Xaiver Woods to run out, quickly knocked down by Rusev & Shinsuke Nakamura, who attacked from behind! The Bar used a Spiked White Noise on Kofi to put him down for the 3.

WWE Women’s Tag Champions The Boss n Hug Connection (Bayley & Sasha Banks) promo on their Title defense tonight.

Elias is on fire tonight

4)      WWE Raw Tag Team Championship Triple Threat match: The Revival (Dash Wilder & Scott Dawson)© vs Aleister Black & Ricochet vs Bobby Roode & Chad Gable

Winners and STILL Champion: Revival after Dawson positioned on the top, only for Ricochet to stop him and use a BOTCHED Frankensteiner to send Dawson onto the other competitors! Ricochet rolled Dawson into the ring and went to the top, Dawson rolled out of harms way, Ricochet dropped down and sprinted, before using a Somersault Senton OVER THE RING POST and onto Roode, only Gable tagged Ricochet on his way out. Gable and Dawson traded pinfall attempts, until The Revival hit The Shatter Machine on Gable and covered for the 3.

Roode attacked The Revival, Aleister and Ricochet cleaned up the mess, ending with Ricochet using The 630 on Dash.

5)      WWE United States Championship Fatal Four Way match: Samoa Joe© vs R-Truth w/Carmella vs Rey Mysterio Jr. vs Andrade w/Zelina Vega

Winner and STILL Champion: Joe after Truth nailed Joe with The Five Knuckle Shuffle, he nailed Andrade with The Scissor Kick and covered, only for Joe to break it up with a Senton. Truth went for The Scissor Kick on Joe, who dodged and threw Truth into the ring post. Rey attacked Joe and set him up for The 619, scoring with the strike and looking to Drop The Dime, but Joe caused him to crash to the mat, where Joe locked in The Choke and forced Rey to Tap out.

6)      WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship match: Bayley & “The Boss” Sasha Banks© vs Nia Jax & Tamina

Winners and STILL Champions: Bayley & Sasha after Bayley countered a Powerbomb by Jax into a Frankensteiner for a 3.

Tamina & Jax beat down Banks & Bayley. Beth Phoenix gets involved and pushes Tamina, leading to Nia and Tamina beating her down, until Natalya made the save. Nia and Tamina get the advantage and beat down Natalya & Beth.

7)      WWE Championship Triple Threat match: Daniel Bryan© vs Kevin Owens vs Mustafa Ali

Winner and STILL Champion: Bryan after Ali used The Spanish Fly to drive Bryan into the mat, Ali went to the top and few off with The 054, but Owens moved and quickly used The Stunner to put Ali down and covered, but Bryan dove in to break it up! After they recovered, Bryan charged at Owens, who planted the Champion with a Pop Up Sit Out Powerbomb and held on, for a close 2! Owens took Bryan to the apron and hooked for a Piledriver, but Bryan Back Dropped him onto the apron and then charged at Ali, Flying Knee style, only Ali moved and Bryan crashed into the ring post. Ali used a Guillotine to rebound Bryan’s throat off the bottom rope, positioning him before going to the top and scoring with a CRAZY 450 Splash to the apron!

 Bryan rolled out of the ring, Rowan got on the apron, eating Superkicks from Ali and Owens, before they combined for a Double Superkick, knocking Rowan off the apron. Ali scored with a Moonsault, followed by a Flipping Tope from Owens, knocking down Rowan, only for Bryan to take out Owens with a Flying Knee of the apron. Bryan started making his way to the top, but Ali stopped him and positioned on the top, Bryan pushed him off, Back-Flipping to his feet, dodging Bryan and climbing to the top, before flying back with an INSANE Spinning DDT on Bryan, on the floor! Ali charged Owens, who Powerbombed Ali on the apron and rolled him in the ring, Rowan took out Owens with a Spin Kick, threw Bryan into the ring and threw Owens over the Announcer’s Table. Bryan covered Ali, who kicked out at 2, drawing big responses from Bryan and Rowan, Bryan slapped at Ali’s face, screaming “You Don’t Belong Here,” Ali fought back and tried to spring off the turnbuckles, only for Bryan to catch him with a Flying Knee Strike and get the pin. (CRAZY)

Rowan attacks Ali

8)      If Becky Wins, The Women’s Championship match at Wrestlemania becomes a Triple Threat: Becky Lynch vs Charlotte Flair

Winner by Disqualification: Lynch as Flair held Becky in a Leg Lock, Ronda Rousey comes to the ring and punches Lynch in the chest, causing the Referee to throw the match out.

Ronda looks on, as Flair seethes in anger and Lynch recovers in the corner, the announcer makes the call that the Wrestlemania match is now a Triple Threat and then leaves.

Elias is out for another song, Lacey Evans comes out, distracting Elias as Randy Orton sneaks in and puts him down with The RKO. As Orton is standing over Elias, AJ Styles hits the ring and takes out Orton.

9)      Six Man Tag match: The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins) vs Baron Corbin, Bobby Lashley & Drew McIntyre

Winners: Shield after Roman caught Corbin with a Superman Punch and covered for a 2, Roman fired up, as Ambrose & Rollins made their way over the guardrail and to the ringside area, followed by McIntyre & Lashley, who Reigns took out with Superman Punches, only for Corbin to catch him with The End of Days and cover, but the Shield broke it up. Corbin punched and stomped at Rollins, Ambrose and threw Reigns out of the ring, directing his partners to take apart the Spanish Announce Table, before setting Reigns up for a Triple Powerbomb, but Rollins & Ambrose made the save. After a fight, Rollins Curb Stomped Lashley’s head onto the Announcer’s Table, Reigns Speared Corbin and they beat the shit out of McIntyre. They combined to put McIntyre through the Announcer’s Table with The Shield Bomb, before circling Corbin in the ring. Rollins blasted him with a Superkick, Reigns scored with The Superman Punch and Ambrose used Dirty Deeds, they finished Corbin off with The Shield Bomb to get the win.

WWE ECW

WWE ECW “December to Dismember”

December 9th, 2006

From Augusta, Georgia

Joey Styles & Taz on commentary

1)      MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro) w/Melina vs The Hardy Boyz (WWE Intercontinental Champion Jeff & Matt)

Winners: The Hardyz after MNM set Jeff up on the top and positioned for a Super Snapshot, Matt came to the rescue, fighting off MNM and using a Double Ace Crusher to take them off the top! Matt stacked MNM on top of each other, as Jeff positioned on the top and used The Swonton Bomb to crush both and get the pin on Nitro.

Rob Van Dam promo on participating in the Extreme Elimination Chamber.

2)      Matt Striker vs Balls Mahoney

Striker promo on being Hardcore to the rules against Balls.

  Winner: Balls after rocking Striker with Punches, Balls called for the end and sent Striker in, but Balls ducked too early and Matt blasted him with a Kick, before hitting the ropes again, only this time, Balls scored with a Sit Out Spinebuster to get the 3.

CM Punk is preparing.

The cameras rush to Medics tending to Sabu, who is unresponsive. Paul Heyman runs up and demands to know what happens, saying that Sabu is in his Main Event.

3)      Elijah Burke & “The Man Bear” Sylvester Terkay vs The Full-Blooded Italians (Little Guido & Tony Mamaluke) w/Trinity

Winners: Burke & Terkay after Terkay pulled Guido out of the ring and threw him up the ramp, he got on the apron, where Burke threw Mamaluke into a vicious Elbow Strike from Terkay, allowing Burke to hit The Elijah Experience (The Stroke) and get the pin.

Terkay beat down The FBI afterwards.

Sabu is being stretchered to the ambulance, as Rob Van Damn and CM Punk look on, concerned.

4)      Daivari w/The Great Khali vs “The Innovator of Violence” Tommy Dreamer

Winner: Daivari after Dreamer pulled him into a Tree of Woe and followed with a Diving Dropkick to Daivari’s face, he called for the DDT, only for Daivari to counter and use a School Boy, while pulling the tights, to get the win.

Dreamer chased after Daivari & Khali, leading to Khali using a FUCKING VICIOUS Double Handed Chokeslam, driving Dreamer onto the Metal Stage.

Paul Heyman and Hardcore Holly are talking, in Heyman’s office, with Paul telling Holly that he is back in the Extreme Elimination Chamber.

5)      Mixed Tag match: Kelly Kelly & Mike Knox vs Ariel & Kevin Thorne

Winners: Ariel & Thorne after Kelly reached for the tag, only for Knox to drop off the apron and walk to the back, leaving Kelly to be attacked by Ariel, who choked her on the middle rope and then used a Choke STO to put her down for the 3.

Ariel beat down Kelly and Thorn stood tall, until The Sandman came out, chased off Ariel and beat the shit out of Thorn, with his Kendo Stick!

Bobby Lashley is interviewed, hyping the Extreme Elimination Chamber.

ECW Champion The Big Show walks through the back, flanked by Paul Heyman, Hardcore Holly & Test.

Paul Heyman, flanked by SWAT Team members, comes out and hypes the Extreme Elimination Chamber. He talks about his legacy, saying that he wanted Sabu to be apart of the match, but the times of Sabu, RVD and Tommy Dreamer are gone and that the new ECW is led by The Big Show.

6)      Extreme Elimination Chamber for the ECW World Championship: The Big Show© w/Paul Heyman vs CM Punk vs Test vs Bobby Lashley vs Hardcore Holly vs Rob Van Dam

Winner and NEW ECW World Champion: Bobby Lashley

Order of Participation: 1) Hardcore Holly, 2) Rob Van Dam, 3) CM Punk, 4) Test, 5) Bobby Lashley (Heyman’s SWAT team attacked the Referee and kept Lashley’s POD locked. Lashley used his Table to break the top of the Pod and climbed out!), 6) Big Show

Order of Eliminations: 1) RVD eliminated Punk after crushing him with a Running Chair-assisted Dropkick into the corner, RVD followed with The Five Star Frog Splash and pin. 2) Test eliminated Holly after blasting him with a Big Boot and covering, for a BOTCHED 3 count. 3) Test eliminated RVD after RVD started climbing to the top of Show’s Pod, only for Show to grab his foot, allowing Test to BLAST RVD with a Chair shot and then pull him to the mat! Test covered RVD’s face with a Chair and climbed to the top of the Pod, before flying off and MURDERING RVD with an Elbow Drop, allowing him to pin. 4) Lashley eliminated Test after a Spear, 5) Lashley eliminated Show after a Spear

WWE New Year's Revolution

“Monday Night Raw presents” WWE New Year’s Revolution

January 9^th, 2005

From Coliseo de Puerto Rico in San Juan, Puerto Rico

1)      World Tag Team Championship match: Eugene & William Regal© vs “Captain Charisma” Christian & Tyson Tomko

Winners and STILL World Tag Champions: Eugene & Regal after Eugene blew out his knee on a Dropkick attempt, they improvised and after Christian & Tomko took Regal to the floor with a Clothesline, Eugene used a School Boy to roll up Tomko for 3.

Christian & Tomko are raging through the back, when they walk up on Edge, who talks about Christian’s choices.

2)      WWE Women’s Championship match: Lita vs Trish Stratus

Winner and NEW Women’s Champion: Trish after Lita injured her knee, the attempted to improvise, but Lita could not continue, so Trish scored with The Chick Kick and covered for the 3

Chris Jericho shown preparing for the Elimination Chamber.

Eric Bischoff and Edge are talking, in Eric’s office, with Edge asking to be taken out of the Elimination Chamber. Christian walks in, Edge says that he and Christian talked, Christian will take his place in the Chamber and Edge will face the Champion, tomorrow night, on Raw! Eric turns it down. As they walk away, Shawn Michaels, who will be the Special Guest Referee for the Chamber, shows up and talks with Edge, giving him his word that he’ll call it down the middle.

3)      WWE Intercontinental Championship match: Shelton Benjamin© vs Maven

Winner and STILL Champion: Benjamin after Maven spent the entirety of the match cutting a promo on the Puerto Rico crowd, he charged back in, argued with the Referee and was rolled up with a School Boy for the 3.

Maven got on the mic and told Benjamin he wanted a rematch, said the last match didn’t count and started insulting Shelton, which brought him back to the ring.

4)      WWE Intercontinental Championship match: Shelton Benjamin© vs Maven

Winner and STILL Champion: Benjamin after hitting the ring, dumping Maven with a T-Bone Suplex and covered for the 3.

Muhammad Hassan promo

5)      Muhammad Hassan w/Khosrow Daivari vs Jerry “The King” Lawler w/Jim Ross

Winner: Hassan after Lawler chased Daivari around the ring and slid into the ring, Daviari was able to get loose, but Hassan took the distraction to hit a Flatliner and cover for the 3.

Josh Matthews interviews Batista about the Elimination Chamber. Randy Orton shows up and they go face to face

6)      “The Monster” Kane vs Gene Snitsky

Winner: Kane after blocking a Lariat from Snitsky with a Big Boot, Kane sat up, called for the end and used the Tombstone Piledriver to put Snitsky down for the 3.

Batista, Triple H and “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair, talk about their game plan going into the Elimination Chamber

7)      Elimination Chamber for the VACANT World Heavyweight Championship: “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels serving as Special Guest Referee: Edge vs Triple H w/Ric Flair vs Randy Orton vs Batista vs Chris Benoit vs Chris Jericho

Winner and NEW World Champion: Triple H

Order of Participation: 1) Chris Jericho, 2) Chris Benoit, 3) Triple H, 4) Edge, 5) Randy Orton, 6) Batista

Order of Eliminations: 1) Jericho eliminated Edge after HBK nailed Edge with Sweet Chin Music, in retaliation from an inadvertent Spear from Edge, which allowed Y2J to score with The Lionsault and cover for the 3. 2) Batista eliminated Benoit after using Jericho to Batista Bomb on to Benoit, crushing both and covering Benoit for the 3. 3) Batista eliminated Jericho following with The Bastita Bomb. 4) Orton eliminated Batista after Orton caught him with a Low Blow, before putting Batista down for the 3! 5) HHH eliminated Orton after Flair distracted HBK, allowing Batista to lay out Orton with a Lariat. HHH was allowed to recover, face covered in blood, before dragging Orton up for The Pedigree and putting him down for the 3.